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What a fabulous idea.  This is one of the main reasons why I don’t wear my seat belt.  They’re so uncomfortable.  It seems American inginuity once again has come up with the perfect solution.  The Tiddy Bear

http://www.tiddybearcomfortstrap.com/

NEPAConservative says: Protecting Tiddy’s eveywhere !

Found this little jewel on Boortz.com 

Boortz: “Residents in one town protested the building of a Wal-Mart to the point where the plans finally fell through. Now instead of the Wal-Mart they got a noisy recycling plant, which they hate even more. Gotta love it.”
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Walt Neidlinger spent years trying to keep a Wal-Mart-anchored shopping complex from being built near his Wind Gap home.

The traffic would have been suffocating for their little community, neighbors argued, so when the massive retailer and its partners packed up their plans and left PlainfieldTownship last year, Neidlinger was ecstatic. He figured he’d wait for the next plan to come along and remembers thinking, ”What could be worse than Wal-Mart?”

Over the past year, Neidlinger says, he’s gotten an answer: RPM Recycling — the metal-shredding plant on the same land — causes daily noise that sounds like a freight train rumbling down the street, and frequent explosions that shake his walls.
http://www.mcall.com/news/local/all-3rpm.6547307aug17,0,5038048.story

NEPAConservative says: Liberals say it with me…Wal-Mart, good.  No Wal-Mart, bad.

Conservatives unite !!!!  I’ve been slacking the past couple of days, well not really.  I’ve been doing the Mr. Mom thing for the past week and a half.  I can’t wait until my kitchen help / laundry maiden comes back from her business trip… just kidding babe !

So what’s been going on ?  This is one crazy news week.  We got the possible return of the fairness doctrine, George Bush is opening the door for foreigners with AIDS, Global warming is still on the map even though it’s cold outside, Mikey boy savage thinks Russia is right in their over use of force, Pelosi now wants to drill…sorta, Oil is down, John Edwards has a child with some crazy tramp and some naked dude is bathing in Burger Kings sinks.

I don’t know about you but it sounds like election season is right around the corner… or the Apocalypse !!!

Anyway until my housekeeper/wife returns a pal O mine found a few courses he though I may be interested in, considering my current situation.

Summer Classes for Men at  
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, August 17th 2008   
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays–Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll–Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?–Group Practice.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Class 6
Loss Of Identity–Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things–Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum
Class 8
Health Watch–Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost–Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined 
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
Class 11
Learning to Live–Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy–Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven–What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

NEPAConservative says: I need a beer !  Where are those guest posters.

Most Excellent and politically incorrect !

http://www.barelypolitical.com

NEPAConservative says: Finally a hot McCain girl ! (No offense Cindy !)

http://www.youtube.com/user/newsbusted

NEPAConservative says: Funny Stuff !!!

37 down and another 37 to go !

 NEPAConseravtive says: The Grim Reaper advances one step. ::shiver::

MTV or ‘Thug TV’ what ever you may want to call it these days for lack of better terminology MTV SUCKS.

I stopped logging hours on MTV Back in the 90’s when MTV made the transition from Music Television to Gangster television.  Last night I stopped on MTv2 to watch “Sin City”. What a twisted movie, of course Jessica Alba had a role…nuff said there.

This morning the channel had not changed and NOT to my surprise they still don’t play Music Video’s.  I found myself sitting there watching this show called “Rob and Big”.  Today’s episode was about this guy Big Black who was training to escape via speeding vehical from the “5″ “0″ (AKA the Police).  WOW, what great programming and a fabulous idea for young minds.  Because you know, according to Mr. Black somebody dies every 13 seconds.  Instead of flying bullets he should be more worried about cholesterol.

Looking further down the schedule, we get a program called “Pimp my ride”  This is where they take a piece of crap car and make it a better piece of crap car.  After watching this show I’ll still stand by the timeless quote that says, you can’t shine sh…

On the shhhhhheduale for the rest of the day MTV had shows called Sucker free countdown (no doubt rap), Run’s house (more rap), From G’s to Gents (Rap), Wild’n out (Rap), MTV Cribs (Rap), Jackass (the only one I’d watch) and The drop out Chronicles.  All very uplifting, positive, educational and tasteful programming.  Well tasteful to those that like to eat their own feces.  Sorry did I just make anyone sick ?

Now I’m not trying to be a grouchy old man, because I was born to headbang, but MTV just isn’t what is used to be.  This leads me to an even bigger point, MTV stands for Music Television. What in the hell do all of these shows have to do with Music ?

Im my opinion MTV Promotes decay and degeneration by bringing inner city thug values to kids who don’t live the thug life.  Is this true or am I just a 37 year old goat.  What point are they trying to make at 9am by showing this “Big Black” learning how to drive a speeding car away from the police.  These are the people that our children idolize these days and Liberals blame George Bush for all of our problems ?

NEPAConservative says: Yo, you can check your MTV, but I’ll be checking Youtube to get my music fix because MTV Sucks.

I’m looking for a few good “persons” that would like to start guest posting on this Blog.  I have a few people in mind, but you let me know and we’ll set it up !

Qualifications: Conservative thinking, English speaking NEPA resident.  Whether it’s national or local politics, it’s got to be through the eye’s of a NEPAonian.  Is that even a word ???  I’m looking for some real original pieces as well. Just try and keep copy and paste to a minimum.

You will need to take the oath before your first post

Contact information can be found on the “About” Page.
Join today !!! The NEPA Conservative Blogging Alliance. (NEPA CBA)

~NEPAConservative says: Let’s kick it up a notch !

Not happy with your Democratic party for the way they kicked Hillary to the curb ?  Are you disgusted with the messiah treatment of Barack Obama by the MSM ? I think it’s pretty safe to say that I dislike the Democratic party more than you, and for different reasons, but if I can help you divert some votes….I mean… find somebody other than the empty suit of Barack Obama and the chauvinists over at the DNC.

Here is the candidate for you !

~NEPAConservative says: Maybe one less vote for Obama ?

In light of the recent unveiling of P.Ditty’s new OBAMA OR  DIE ! Tee-Shirt, NEPALibWatch is now proud to present the “McCain or Die !” Tee. 

Buy it now on Cafepress.com ! (oh yeah there’s also a mug). 

~NEPALibWatch says: McCain or Die..Yo !

Another example of our Nanny Government thinking they know what’s better.

Study: Most Children Strongly Opposed To Children2019s Healthcare

~NEPAConservative says: Give them a Dr. Pepper, they will like that !!!

Happy post #100.  That’s right NEPALIbWatch is on it’s 100th post.  I wanted to make this post special and extra crispy.  So without further chatter I give you:

“Why I’m proud to be a Conservative”

On the environment:
I believe in the right to unclean air and water. 
I believe in Warming the Globe…Go here to purchase Carbon Debits !!!
I believe in using every possible square inch of land for Oil exploration.
Screw the Polar Bear !  To hell with the Caribou !
Wetlands make great parking lots.

On Civil Rights:
I believe woman should not be given equal pay.  It’s a mans world sweety !
I believe women should be bare foot and pregnant and in the kitchen making my dinner.
A black guy as president ?  I just don’t think I’m ready for that.
Racism ?  Sure why not.
Affirmative Action means you didn’t work hard enough.

On Defense:
I believe it’s OK to go to war for oil. (for real)
I believe no bid contracts that go to Haliburton are fair.  

Who doesn’t love Haliburton !
Buy your I love Haliburton shirt here !

I believe in tapping the phone of every American.  You never know who’s working for Obama.
I believe Obama is a terrorist Muslim. In fact, I believe all Muslims are terrorists. I believe in torture, but not water boarding, that’s like sitting on the beach. I am a warmonger…I believe war is good for the economy.

On Health care:
You want free Health care ??? … go here to get yer Bucket O pills !

On Immigration:
I am a bigot, I hate everyone equally.

On the economy:
I believe in tax cuts for the SUPER Rich.  The wealthiest 1%.  I like them the best ! I favor heavy tax cuts for the rich, because I need to by big fat cigars to smoke at the country club.

On Morality:
If you are not Catholic you ARE going to hell. I am Pro-Life and I support the Death penalty. This one is true !

On Entertainment:
I don’t watch anything on TV except for FOXNEWS. 
All other channels are filled with liberal bias and gays. 
I own 50 copies of Mel Gibson’s “The Passion”
All Teletubbies are gay.
Sponge Bob is gay.
Richard Simmons is gay…well he is !!!
My children are only allowed to watch “Little House on the Prairie” (Good wholesome white TV)
NASCAR…Need I say anymore ?!?!?
I have a TV block on the following news programming…MSNBC, CNN, ABC, NBC and CBS. Nothing but lies !!!
I think Flanders from the Simpson’s is my kinda guy !

PLEASE feel free to comment on why you are a proud Republican….

~NEPAConservative says: Bloggers and discussion folk, you know who you are, thank you for making this fun !!!

Anybody tune in today to listen to Steve Rodham Corbetts slobber fest ?  When you can’t have Hillary for your birthday why not have the next best thing.  Her two brothers Baby Hughy and Deadbeat Tony.  Hey I love Scranton, do you love Scranton ? You’re from Scranton, I’m from Scranton.  How about that coal…huh ?  I love that Anthracite coal.  I love slate sidewalks, they make me feel so powerful !!!  Your family was from Scranton and the Rodhams got deep deep roots here in Scranton.  Hey politicians leave the area, but you guys always remember where your from.  Never forget your roots…NEVER !!!  Tell Hill I asked about her…and hey you kids out there remember….YOU BETTER LISTEN !

~NEPAConservative says: Happy Birthday to the guy who gives us all so much to write about.

Male priests marry in Anglican church’s first gay ‘wedding’ …um….

GAY PEOPLE…
Why get married ? The only reason to get married is to have children yes ?  Isn’t the gay life style about selfishness ?  You can’t reproduce so why get married ? 

http://www.ProtectMarriage.com/

~NEPAConservative says: Just another step on the road to Rome..

Yesterday I paid a visit to the largest cesspool of vermin socialist/liberals I have ever found on AL Gores Internet.  It’s a website called crooksandliars.com.  I’m still trying to figure out which definition applies to this site…A covered hole or pit for receiving drainage or sewage, as from a house or a filthy, disgusting, or morally corrupt place.

Needless to say after about 10 completely harmless posts I was banned.  Me banned.  How could I get banned.  I was up all night, I just couldn’t sleep.  How can they ban me !?!? <\sarcasm off> The worst part about it was, they were talking about me after I couldn’t post anymore, like I gave up. Nuthing like watching an empty victory dance by a bunch of empty heads.

You can post there all you want, just don’t disagree with them.  They will curse you, mock you and assume you like Rush Limbaugh.  Why Libs think we get our marching orders from Rush always confuses me.  Maybe I’ll have to start listening again.  Anywho….

If you hate America this is a site for you. But don’t let me put my biased spin on it…look at the below comments left to various posts. A few of their attack dogs left a few comments here on this site.  I am leaving them up as a reminder to myself and everyone else that may read this blog…

LIBERALISM IS A MENTAL DISORDER

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This guy hates McCain
McChode, He doesn’t need to debate Senator Obama, he can have a one man debate with himself. His just like bush self can debate his not like bush self.

Conspiracy gone wild
Just more evidence that the invasion of Iraq was planned years in advance and part of that plan includes the PERMANENT presence of US troops there.

This guy hates McCain
I am already sick to death of this hero BS , he ws in Nam dropping naplam and what ever else flying high above those poor and simple people and he happened to get shot down , was captured and locked up . So he is a hero for life , theeeeeeee hero no less . You’d think he’s the only one to have ever served and suffer . The real heros said FU and your dirty war , split the country and headed north rather than take part .

This guy needs to check the Cable news TV ratings..
Keith Olbermann is by FAR the best commentator. He is way ahead of the egotistical and emotionally dysfunctional talking heads on Fox. It’s no wonder the right is going crazy. The truth hurts.

This guy hates McCain and Bush
Listening to MSM is making me crazy. If the polls are to be believed, McCain could win. Just what we need! Another four years of disaster. I thought people were smarter, but then again, I thought Kerry would win.

This guy hates McCain and Bush
Wow, McCain is being advised by a war criminal? The stench from the Nixon crime family continues. Betcha McBraindead is all excited about the criminal opportunities.

This guy hates Lieberman and Jews
Joe Lieberman is Jewish. All Jews automatically have dual citizenship with Israel. Lieberman is backing McCain, because McCain supports whatever it takes to protect Israel’s and Israel’s interests in the Mid-East. Read that as neutralize Iran. Lieberman is putting Israel ahead of the USA. Lieberman is not only a traitor to the Democratic party, but he’s a traitor to the USA.

This guy hates Lieberman and Jews
Lieberman unfortunately reminds me of many “establishment” jews in my family, not necessarily conservative, but sleazily adopting any position necessary to maintain their wealth and power. For all my life, these relatives have been bombarding me with pro-Isreal propoganda. When other groups demomize jews, I feel it does not apply to me, but that it IS very relevant to others I know of. I feel responsible for letting a$$holes like Lieberman characterize a mostly, well-behaved group of people, and not that I give a **** about the jewish religion.

This guy hates Lieberman and Jews
lieberman dual citizenship…u.s. israel………we know what he wants invasion of iran and continued occupation of iraq

This guy hates Bush
The man is a complete phony and a liar. Not only that he should be impeached and brought up on criminal charges. Do you think it is a coincidence that the U.S. didn’t sign on to the world court? Bush will be remembered as a pathetic, empty man…and a complete sociopathic warmongering a&&hole! Feel free to add adjectives…

This guy hates America
I’ve already been trolling the McCain boards and groups on Facebook and launching tactical operations even without the decree of the Obama campaign. Honest to god, McCain supporters have to be some of the stupidest motherf***ers on this planet.

This guy hates America
Unlike John Kerry in 2004, Obama seems to understand how dirty the Republicans play. They’re quite good at using the Internet to spread vicious lies and rumors, like the one about him being Muslim. The GOP tries to muddy the water and sow seeds of doubt with their lies because that’s all they have, and they know just how gullible Americans are.

~NEPAConservative says: NEPALIBWATCH now banned by CooksandLiars.com.