
Ok, so I guess everyone has one of these moments in their lives, so let me tell you about my latest Chris Farley show moment. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, let me refer you to the following script:
Farley interviewing Paul McCartney
Chris Farley: Um, hi. Welcome to The Chris Farley Show. I’m.. Chris Farley.. and, my guest tonight is.. one of the.. greatest musicians.. uh, rock musicians. I guess, songwriter, ever. [ Smacks himself ] GOD! That sounds stupid! God, I’m an idiot! I never know how to start these things!
Paul McCartney: You’re doing great, Chris.
Chris Farley:[ hopeful ] Really? No, I’m not. [ hyperventilating ] Anyway.. I guess.. I didn’t have, have to say, who you were, because.. man, I mean.. everyone knows who you are. Mmm.. you’re Paul McCartney.
Paul McCartney: Well, it’s great to be here.
Chris Farley: [ uncomfortable ] You.. you.. you remember when you were with The Beatles?
Paul McCartney: Yeah, sure.
Chris Farley: That was awesome!
Paul McCartney: Yeah, it was.
OK SO MAYBE IT WASN’T THAT BAD but I met Mayor Lou tonight at the Saint Jude’s Church Picnic in Mountain Top, PA. He was there walking around and shaking hands. Enter Chris Farley… Of all the things I could have said, perhaps a picture since I had a camera, I was kinda drawing a blank. I gave him the “So nice to meet you, I hope everything works out, mumbled something about the blog and wrapped it up with, I came over to ask you if you would autograph my daughters head.”
Honestly… what in the hell was I thinking ?!?! Thank god Mayor Lou seems to have a good sense of humor ! After a quick chuckle I ran back to my friends table with a Lou for Congress sticker.
Continuing:
Chris Farley: [ smacks himself harder ] IDIOT!! That’s so stupid! What a dumb question !!
I really have to get out more.
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